老于头(陈裕德 饰)闻言女儿小燕(马羚 饰)要当人体模特,差点气疯,他扯着老伴(丁一 饰)到美院画室一探究竟,却发现是为给丈夫石锁治病才鼓足勇气来当模特的农村妇女春杏(黎静 饰)。老师问老于头来画室干啥,他一时无言以对,吱吱唔唔地说来当模特,师生们信以为真,结果老于头落荒而逃。石锁认为妻子当模特丢人现眼,坚决与其离了婚。平日看似正经的贾老三趁机图谋不轨,不料被小燕识破其丑恶嘴脸。老于头得知小燕真当了模特,发誓从此不认这个女儿。谁知儿子竟爱上离婚的春杏,老于头怒不可竭地要将儿子轰出家门,谁知此举惹恼了老伴,自己反而差点被扫地出门......©豆瓣
老虎受一老妇之托,要寻回其丈夫田鸡,田鸡正在赌场搏杀,不幸被女扒手“千手观音”栽赃嫁祸,田鸡与赌场中人大打出手,最后与千手观音一起逃跑。千手观音诱田鸡脱衣取回赃款,更索性骗走他的铁布衫。田鸡不仅失去宝衣,更被老婆锁进柴房,老虎出手救之,但条件是取回宝衣后,利益三七分帐。就在此时,千手观音派杀手欲置田鸡于死地……
A young woman tries to find her origins after having been abandoned as an infant at a cemetery wrapped in a cloth with satanic symbols, but as she gets closer to answers a malevolent spirit is telling her to leave.